Junk Mail
The following spam messages have all been collected from my inbox.
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Subject: Male enhancers at a laughable price
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Subject: RE:
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Subject: Re:
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Subject: RE:
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Special Mention
The original message reads "Vidfbclrrobragzrljezoxdfra $1.79 Cbxrvygbuwjialkueubfegvgis = $4.35", but the author pulled a trick to move certain portions of the message to the right hand side of the screen, leaving behind an advertisement for a certain male enhancement pill.
- From: Angelita Golden <abashingqif21@eircom.net>
Subject: Re.
Message: Vidfbclrrobragzrljezoxdfra $1.79 Cbxrvygbuwjialkueubfegvgis = $4.35...
How to stop junk mail?
Unsurprisingly you need something known as a junk mail blocker or filter. Many free mail readers including Mozilla Thunderbird (which you download and install) or Google Gmail (which you use online) claim to filter out junk mail as standard. Many other commercial spam filters exist, often with free use for a trial period.
Disclaimer: Use at your own risk. Don't take any of this site seriously, it's not advice, nor is it a manual.